There ain’t no poop on me!
There ain’t no poop on me!
There may be feces on other species,
but there ain’t no poop on me!
When you poopy, we’ve got the tools
to get that booty clean!
We wipe front-to-back where the poopy’s at
’til the booty is poopy-free!
There ain’t no poop on me!
There ain’t no poop on me!
There may be feces on other species,
but there ain’t no poop on me!
Some animals have to wipe
their booties along the ground,
but indoor plumbing and toilet paper
make the cleanest bums in town—
and then you just flush it down!
There ain’t no poop on me!
There ain’t no poop on me!
There may be feces on other species, but
there ain’t no poop on me!